The problem with winter is wearing sweaters to church.
--Not that I don't like my sweaters. They just apparently aren't compatible with certain church-related activities.
The problem with wearing sweaters to church is falling asleep in church.
--Not that there's anything wrong with falling asleep in church. If you rest your face gently against your wrists you appear to be contemplating the universe.
No, the problem with wearing sweaters and falling asleep in church is the cable-knit-shaped red marks all over your cheeks by the time everything is over.
--Not that I would personally know, or anything....
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The lady next to me yesterday not only fell asleep, she snores and falls sideways. Her husband tries to keep her upright, but it's a hard job! Humm.... she was wearing a sweater........
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