Jonathan: I can multiply ten times anything.
Me: Oh yeah? What's ten times Bunny?
Jonathan: (Blinks.) Bunny Zero.
Me: I think you say, Bunny-Oh. What's ten times finger?
Jonathan: Finger-Oh.
Me: What's one hundred times finger?
Jonathan: Finger-Oh-Oh.
Me: You say Finger-Ooh. What's ten times "you're my ear"?
Jonathan: You're my ear oh.
Me: Oh thank you. What's one hundred times "I can't ear"?
Jonathan: (Grins.) I can't ear you.
(We continue for a while.)
Me: What's ten times ten?
Jonathan: (Slight pause.) One hundred.
Me: No. It's ten-oh.
Me: What's ten times one hundred?
Jonathan: (Smiling.) One hundred-oh.
Me: No. It's ten-ooh.
(We both laugh our heads off.)
...
Tim: It's not actually that funny.
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